Programmers == Stinky Bums

From the latest “Python URL!”:

“Why would you want to become a programmer?  Programmers smell bad, they have
no social life, they get treated like crap by everyone.  They can get paid
pretty well but then they spend all the money on useless electronic junk so
they still live like bums.  There is only one reason to be a programmer,
which is that the drive to program burns in you like a fire.  But in that
case don’t ask how to become a programmer, because you are already one, so
welcome to the ranks ;-).” - Paul Rubin

Twue. So twue.