Boobs, Injuries, & Dr. Pepper

Okay, this is a geek blog. And a lame one as I so rarely link to someone else’s blog. Come to think of it, this is pretty much masturbation to techporn in prose for all that I care about readership. I’m no linkwhore.

So you know it’s serious if I say, YOU MUST READ THIS BLOG. Particularly, THIS ENTRY.

You’ll blow milk out your nose. And she ain’t gonna clean it up for you.